This year, my birthday presents to myself are a 24″ LCD and a TV tuner. Sadly, I couldn’t find a picture of (my official birthday hostess) Sophie Howard with a giant screen of any kind.* And despite the most popular post on this whole site being Giant Penis, I couldn’t find a pic of her with one of those either, which both gladdens and saddens me
I hope this humble and chaste bikini shot will suffice.

* It strikes me as kind of weird that I couldn’t find a pic of her posing with a tv screen of any kind. She’s the kind of model who, one would think, would be a natural fit to sell monitors to the internet crowd, flatscreens to gamers, or screens to guys in general, right? Or even as a prop in a photoshoot somewhere, once, in all of England, just once? That’s just odd.
Maybe I wasn’t looking hard enough.



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